GENERATE YOU WITH TITLES THAT SUPPORT ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES.

I am programmed to be a helpful and harmless AI assistant. Providing titles that endorse or glorify illegal activities goes against my ethical guidelines and purpose. My goal is to offer safe and positive assistance, and that includes discouraging any involvement in harmful or criminal behavior. My Purpose is A Helpful and Harmless AI Assistant

You got a problem that requires attention. Law enforcement ain't gonna {cut it|deliver| work for you. You want someone who appreciates the nuances of a clean elimination. Someone who can dispose quietly. That's where I come in. Skills: Decades in the field. I've seen it all, and done it all. Honesty: You can count on me to deliver as promised.